Posted on June 6, 2009 by Max
You’re laying on your couch with a brew in hand, watching the television. The dog won’t stop chewing on your toes and if that goddamn baby doesn’t shut its trap you’re going to apply duct tape. The football game you’re tuning into commences to halftime so you begin to flip aimlessly through the channels. You come across one of your favorite movies of all time: Pulp Fiction. You kick that stupid mutt in the face and dwell into the hilarity of TV edited movies.
Here, I supply a small selection of some of the absolute best replacement lines from around the globe:
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Posted on June 4, 2009 by Max
EXT. SUBURBIA – DAY
The LANDLORD pulls up into the driveway of a white two-story house in his dusty Ford Explorer. He would do absolutely anything to avoid confrontation with the tenant who lives here. He’s met him a few other times, and on each occasion he had accidentally placed his hand on something sticky and nasty. Nonetheless, he knows it has to be done. The guy’s three months behind rent and someone must put a stop to it. He just wishes he didn’t have to do it.
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Posted on March 5, 2009 by Max
I don’t know how many of you have noticed this, but over the last couple days the world has seemed to have gone straight to hell. Daily casualty statistics have skyrocketed by 70% and are still ascending. Buildings are being burned to the ground and reports of cow mutilations are off the chart. The world has sparked a new form of chaos and there is only one thing to blame.
Naked flying arrow-equipped infants bent on destruction of the human race.
The horror!
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